These are all plausible reasons why my nearly three-year old might be screaming his lungs out at any given time, this list is not exhaustive and any wants can be swapped for doesn’t want and vis versa.
- He has no yoghurt
- He wants purple juice
- He wants monkey yoghurt
- He doesn’t want purple juice
- He has the wrong trousers
- He wants Pirate Scooby Doo
- He has the wrong top
- He wants elephant yoghurt
- Someone’s mentioned a shower
- Someone’s mentioned the Hoover
- The dog licked him
- He’s tired
- He wants a wirrel yoghurt (squirrel)
- There’s a cat in his bed
- He wants his farmer coat
- The Bug (his little bother) is wearing his clothes
- He wants his wellie boots
- He wants Scooby Doo on my phone (you tube)
- He’s not tired
- There are car seat monsters
- He doesn’t want to go to school
- There are monsters in his room
- The gate is locked
- He wants blue juice
- We’ve attempted to wash his hair
- He wants medicine
- He wants Fireman Sam
- He doesn’t want medicine
- He wants a plaster
- Ethan called him a little boy
- He wants digger juice
- He doesn’t want Santa
- He wants to sit on the naughty step
- He wants Mickey Mouse
- He wants his Mickey Mouse top
- He wants Pirates (Jake)
- He wants a story
- Sit with me Daddy
- The Bug hurt him
- He doesn’t want to get out of bed
- He wants other one socks
- He wants ebra yoghurt (Zebra)
- He wants Baby Scooby Doo (A pup named Scooby Doo)
- Shhhh!!! The Bug is sleeping
- He wants a hedgehog yoghurt
- He wants other one yoghurt
- He wants to watch Race Cars (Disney Cars)
- He wants to watch other one race cars with daddy (Formula1)
- He wants his pillow
- Don’t want duvet
- He wants Winnie the Pooh one bed sheets
- He wants a biscuit
- He wants to ask Mummy
- He wants toast
- He wants other one noonoo on his toast (any type of jam or sauce, started out as Nutella)
- He wants Scooby Doo pasta
- He wants his picture taken
- He doesn’t want to go in the pram
- He wants a Daddy cuddle
- He wants a Mummy Cuddle
- He wants to cuddle That One Bug
- He wants to ask Nanny (Grandma BC not an actual Nanny)
- He wants other one Scooby Doo pasta. (pre-cooked in a tin vs normal pasta shapes)
- He wants red one cheese
- The Bug has something he wants
- He doesn’t want presents
- He doesn’t want a smack bum
- He wants that one cereal, no not that one cereal other one cereal
- He wants to sit on his potty
- He’s itchy
- He wants to wear sandals in winter
- I don’t understand what he’s asking for
- Mummy said no
- Daddy said no
- He doesn’t want to go on the slide
- His bum smells
- He wants an animal one nappy (diaper)
- His finger is hurting, why is it hurting? because it’s sore Daddy
- It’s been snowing
- He wants Cat-Mouse (Tom and Jerry)
- The cat took offense to him collapsing on it
- He has to go home.
- He wants to sun on.
- He can’t find his…….
- He wants fish fingers
- He wants me to pick him up
- He wants to stand on The Bug
- He just wants to
- He wants the music on
- He wants Pom Bears (nasty reformed potato snacks)
- He wants Mouse cheese
- He wants his Mater toy
- His balloon popped
- Don’t want Pooh want Tigger one
- Because he can
- Daddy stood on his foot
- He has to brush his teeth
- The bath tap is running
- His food his hot
- Because there is no point in being two and eleven twelfth’s unless you can be terrible
- He wants two biscuits
- He picked his nose too hard
- He bit himself
- Daddy cut him while clipping his finger nails
- He has to go to the doctor
- It’s morning
- He’s lost the power of speech and I have to guess
That will have to do for now
TTFN
Mr Bunny Chow
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