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These are all plausible reasons why my nearly three-year old might be screaming his lungs out at any given time, this list is not exhaustive and any wants can be swapped for doesn’t want and vis versa.

• He has no yoghurt
• He wants purple juice
• He wants monkey yoghurt
• He doesn’t want purple juice
• He has the wrong trousers
• He wants Pirate Scooby Doo
• He has the wrong top
• He wants elephant yoghurt
• Someone’s mentioned a shower
• Someone’s mentioned the Hoover
• The dog licked him
• He’s tired
• He wants a wirrel yoghurt (squirrel)
• There’s a cat in his bed
• He wants his farmer coat
• The Bug (his little bother) is wearing his clothes
• He wants his wellie boots
• He wants Scooby Doo on my phone (you tube)
• He’s not tired
• There are car seat monsters
• He doesn’t want to go to school
• There are monsters in his room
• The gate is locked
• He wants blue juice
• We’ve attempted to wash his hair
• He wants medicine
• He wants Fireman Sam
• He doesn’t want medicine
• He wants a plaster
• Ethan called him a little boy
• He wants digger juice
• He doesn’t want Santa
• He wants to sit on the naughty step
• He wants Mickey Mouse
• He wants his Mickey Mouse top
• He wants Pirates (Jake)
• He wants a story
• Sit with me Daddy
• The Bug hurt him
• He doesn’t want to get out of bed
• He wants other one socks
• He wants ebra yoghurt (Zebra)
• He wants Baby Scooby Doo (A pup named Scooby Doo)
• Shhhh!!! The Bug is sleeping
• He wants a hedgehog yoghurt
• He wants other one yoghurt
• He wants to watch Race Cars (Disney Cars)
• He wants to watch other one race cars with daddy (Formula1)
• He wants his pillow
• Don’t want duvet
• He wants Winnie the Pooh one bed sheets
• He wants a biscuit
• He wants to ask Mummy
• He wants toast
• He wants other one noonoo on his toast (any type of jam or sauce, started out as Nutella)
• He wants Scooby Doo pasta
• He wants his picture taken
• He doesn’t want to go in the pram
• He wants a Daddy cuddle
• He wants a Mummy Cuddle
• He wants to cuddle That One Bug
• He wants to ask Nanny (Grandma BC not an actual Nanny)
• He wants other one Scooby Doo pasta. (pre-cooked in a tin vs normal pasta shapes)
• He wants red one cheese
• The Bug has something he wants
• He doesn’t want presents
• He doesn’t want a smack bum
• He wants that one cereal, no not that one cereal other one cereal
• He wants to sit on his potty
• He’s itchy
• He wants to wear sandals in winter
• I don’t understand what he’s asking for
• Mummy said no
• Daddy said no
• He doesn’t want to go on the slide
• His bum smells
• He wants an animal one nappy (diaper)
• His finger is hurting, why is it hurting? because it’s sore Daddy
• It’s been snowing
• He wants Cat-Mouse (Tom and Jerry)
• The cat took offense to him collapsing on it
• He has to go home.
• He wants to sun on.
• He can’t find his…….
• He wants fish fingers
• He wants me to pick him up
• He wants to stand on The Bug
• He just wants to
• He wants the music on
• He wants Pom Bears (nasty reformed potato snacks)
• He wants Mouse cheese
• He wants his Mater toy
• His balloon popped
• Don’t want Pooh want Tigger one
• Because he can
• Daddy stood on his foot
• He has to brush his teeth
• The bath tap is running
• His food his hot
• Because there is no point in being two and eleven twelfth’s unless you can be terrible
• He wants two biscuits
• He picked his nose too hard
• He bit himself
• Daddy cut him while clipping his finger nails
• He has to go to the doctor
• It’s morning
• He’s lost the power of speech and I have to guess

That will have to do for now

TTFN

Mr Bunny Chow