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Here we go again I have worked myself up into teeth spitting fury and frustration, I’m sure that those of you who go to the effort of reading this rant will think by the end that I am a sad, arrogant arse and I wouldn’t blame you for feeling that way because it’s probably true but I cannot help but share this with someone especially as Mrs BC has given up listening to me pontificate my frustrations.

A few of you who have stuck with me for a while now may remember my two-part series from October last year which if you don’t you can read here and here but if understandably you can’t be bothered to go back to my earlier rants I’ll give you a brief background, My kids go to a nursery school which is set within the grounds of a privately run but government-funded high school, their basic tenet is to make profit and take control of a school that was failing under government control. To earn the big government moolah they have to show lots of shiny statistics that include things like reduced exclusions etc. this is very easy for them to do as they basically just ignore every behavioural problem that they can.

The school is run by a slimy young businessman who in these pages I have named Mr Litebeer, I met with him last year to complain about a specific indecent I witnessed and he chose to brush under the carpet. Since then our paths have barely crossed, barring a minor rant from me about the amount of litter around the school which to his only credit in all of my dealings with him did improve for a few days thereafter.

Yesterday though I found myself trying to drop my boys off and all the allocated nursery parking spaces had been occupied by builders skips, delivery vans etc. as I was on my way to work and time was of the essence I chose the first available parking space which I will freely admit is clearly marked Principal.

Ten minutes later I returned to find the following note (only names have been edited otherwise it is as written)




of course I being an arrogant arse myself I could not leave this be and drop this so decided to respond to Mr Litebeer thus

Dear Mr Litebeer, 

Thank you for the note you left on my car this morning.  Whilst I appreciate that the bay I was parked in is CLEARLY MARKED “PRINCIPAL”, somehow the yellow bays clearly marked “CUTE SHINY NICE KIDS NURSERY” seemed to be full of delivery vans that were clearly making deliveries to the school. 

If you are unable to ensure that your delivery people park in spaces other than those clearly designated CUTE SHINY NICE KIDS NURSERY, I am afraid that I will be forced to continue to park wherever there is available space. 

However, while writing, I would comment that one of the principal tenets of secondary education is readying young men and women for the real world and that as PRINCIPAL your primary role should be setting an example of how to earn the respect of others.  Your note definitely does not set any such example. 

With this in mind, I also would like to bring to your attention that I have seen no marked changes in student behaviour since we met last year (the incident where one of your male pupils punched a female pupil in the face and you chose not to punish them).  I do realise that since the majority of construction has ended there is less interaction between pupils and Cute Shiny Nice Kids’ parents, yet we are still forced to endure daily lashings of loud and disturbing swearing, tomfoolery and disrespect for their elders – never taking into account the impressionable young ears surrounding them.  

It is ultimately your responsibility for making sure that the pupils are aware of the nursery school children and the public in general and that they conduct themselves appropriately.  It may appear that in today’s society swearing is commonplace, but it is still generally unacceptable in polite society and allowing it to continue on school premises to me shows a lack of control by the school over the pupils. 

Yours sincerely

The concerned parent of the next generation

Mr Bunny Chow


this solicited the following response from Mr Litebeer.

Thank you for your observations which I refute.
We do not tolerate swearing on the school premises and deal with it whenever we hear it. I agree that it is not necessary in polite society.
I will ask our site team to remind deliveries not to park in the Cute Shiny Nice Kids Nursery bays. 
If they are occupied, as they sometimes are, as often more Cute Shiny Nice Kids parents arrive at once than there are spaces, please feel free to park on the yellow hatched drop off zones that run along the kerb before the bays you parked in. Many Cute Shiny Nice Kids parents do this currently when they need to.

Smarmy Litebeer

Scummy failed Government Academy 
I know, I know I should probably have dropped it at this point but couldn’t resist a final dig, below is my final ignored email.
Mr Litebeer, 

Many thanks for your prompt response, I regularly make use of the cross hatched area as you suggested but as I’m sure you noticed when parking this morning that too had a delivery vehicle in it. 

As for swearing and intolerable behaviour may I suggest spending time listening to and acting on the complaints of the public rather than blindly believing that your pupils behave in exactly the same manner as when in your presence.

If you would like to meet with me again to discuss the behaviour of your pupils I’d be more than happy to take the time. 


Mr Bunny Chow

I know, I am such a boorish arse of a human being and quite rightly the Nursery have put out a general email reminding all parents that we should only be making use of our designated bays and not inconvenience Mr Litebeer into having to park in the bay next his own and walk a whole extra two feet to his office. None of this changes that I cannot contain my wrath that this smarmy, greasy, nasty little administrator has been entrusted to raise hundreds of the next generation of oiks as they transition into adulthood. It leaves me angered that it is only a year since the riots that brought London to its knees yet this total lack of interest in the behaviour of oikish youths by the very people being paid vast sums of money to educate and mould them into acceptable members of society.

I am honestly surprised that we have not had a repeat of the looting and burning of our area if this is the attitude of the system.

I should probably stop now before I break my keyboard by typing too forcefully.


Mr Bunny Chow




As some of you may know I am also running a small blog for my local community and it has come to light that Murder has occurred in our road.

We’d like as many people as possible to publicise this fact as we have long been complaining of antisocial behaviour and something needs to be done.

More details available on the community blog page.

Many thanks and TTFN

Mr Bunny Chow

Dear Mr Bunny Chow 

Apologies for sending another email so soon; however, I wanted to let you have some information about the Autumn Statement that the Chancellor delivered on Tuesday and yesterday’s strike.


I hope you find it useful.  I’ll send out a further bulletin before Christmas with the revised dates for landfill and recycling collections over Christmas, where you can recycle your Christmas trees etc.




Gavin Barwell

Member of Parliament for Croydon Central


Reflections on the Autumn Statement


On Tuesday, the Chancellor gave his annual Autumn Statement. He also published the independent Office for Budget Responsibility’s (OBR) assessment of the economic outlook (he deserves a lot of credit for setting up an independent organisation to produce these forecasts – in the past, Chancellors have been tempted to put a positive gloss on the figures; economic forecasting is a pretty inexact science but at least now we know we are getting the experts’ best guess as to what is going to happen).


I’m sure it won’t surprise you to learn that the OBR’s assessment made for pretty grim reading. As a result of the crisis in the Eurozone, higher than expected inflation and new data which suggests that the last recession did even more damage to our economy than originally thought, they have significantly reduced their forecast of how much the economy will grow this year, next year and the year after.


As a result, the Chancellor is having to make some additional savings and even with these savings it is going to take longer than he originally planned to eliminate the record deficit that we inherited from the last government and get us to the point where Government debt as a proportion of our national wealth is falling.


And the OBR warn that if there is a disorderly collapse of the euro things could get even worse.


Ed Balls, responding to the statement for Labour, said the OBR’s forecast showed that the Government’s strategy isn’t working but if you read the OBR’s report (see if you are interested) it is very clear that they have downgraded growth projections for the reasons referred to above, not because they have changed their minds about the impact that this Government’s policies are having.


Having criticised the Government for not reducing borrowing quickly enough (without apologising for building up the debt in the first place), Mr Balls then said we should cut taxes, increase spending and borrow even more. Now we’d all like to pay less tax and we’d all like better public services but think for a moment what the consequences of following his advice would be.


When this Government came to power, we didn’t have a credible plan to reduce debt and as a result our credit rating was on negative outlook and our market interest rates were higher than Italy’s. 18 months later, we are the only major western country which has seen its credit rating improve and our market interest rates are less than 2.5% whereas Italy’s are 7.2%. What does this mean for you and I in practical terms? Well, a one per cent rise in market interest rates would add £1,000 to the average family’s annual mortgage payments. In other words, if we listened to Mr Balls and borrowed even more money and the markets lost confidence in our ability to repay this debt as they have with Greece and Portugal and Italy, the higher mortgage payments we would all be facing would dwarf the extra money we would have as a result of tax cuts. His plan is the equivalent of taking out a high interest loan when you’ve maxed out your credit card, rather than cutting down on your spending. And not only would it mean higher interest rates and mortgage payments for many of us, it would load our children with even more debt. How is that fair?


The blunt truth is you can’t borrow your way out of a debt crisis. Painful as it is – and I appreciate that it is extremely painful for many of my constituents – we have no alternative but to start living within our means. As a result, the Chancellor had very little room for manoevure yesterday. But by making some additional savings – eg not increasing spending on overseas aid by as much as planned (though still meeting our promise to spend 0.7% of our national income) – he found some money for some important initiatives to help families struggling with the cost of living and small businesses such as:


  • doubling the number of two-year old children who will receive 15 hours of free nursery care a week (40% of all children will now receive this with a focus on the most disadvantaged families);


  • reducing the planned increases in rail fares from inflation + 3% a year to inflation + 1%;


  • cancelling the proposed increase in fuel duty in January and reducing the planned increase in August;


  • extending the business rates holiday for small businesses to April 2013; and


  • introducing a national Loan Guarantee Scheme to reduce the interest rates small businesses can borrow at.


He also found some money for extra investment in infrastructure to try to get the economy moving. Two areas of particular benefit to Croydon are:


  • £1.2 billion to provide new school places, half of which will go to local councils like Croydon with the greatest need and half of which will go on new free schools; and


  • £80 million for 130 new train carriages to tackle overcrowding on south London rail services.


And he confirmed that the basic state pension will rise by £5.30 next April, the largest ever cash increase.


All in all, then, difficult times ahead but the Chancellor is taking the tough decisions to get us through the storm and he has done what he can, within the very limited means at his disposal, to help small businesses and struggling families.


Yesterday’s strike


I’d like to say a big thank you to all those public sector workers who carried on serving the people of Croydon today.


I understand how angry many public servants feel about having their pay frozen and changes proposed to their pensions to help deal with a debt problem that they didn’t cause.


But even if we hadn’t inherited this debt problem, we would still need to make changes to public sector pensions. We are all living longer – the average 60 year-old today can expect to live 10 years longer than the average 60 year-old in the 1970s – which is great news, but it means that if public sector workers want to enjoy just as generous pensions when they retire as their predecessors do today they need to contribute more while they are working and/or work longer, otherwise the taxpayer will end up picking up the tab. Public sector pensions currently cost taxpayers £32 billion a year – more than we spend on the police, prisons and the court system combined – and that’s increased by a third after discounting for inflation over the last 10 years. There’s a basic question of fairness here – people who work in the private sector are having to contribute more to their pensions and work longer; you can’t also ask them to pay more in tax so that public sector workers can retire earlier than them and contribute a lower proportion of their salaries.


And the fact that we have inherited a debt problem – the last Government was spending about £150,000,000,000 a year it didn’t have, money our children will have to pay back – makes this problem even more urgent than it already was.


So given there is a strong case for change, negotiations are ongoing, the Government has recently made a more generous offer, the economy is struggling and the public could have done without the disruption, I think it was wrong for union leaders to call yesterday’s strike.


And I am concerned that many of their members who have contacted me don’t seem to be aware of the details of the Government’s offer and in some cases appear to have been misled:


  • Public sector workers will still have guaranteed, inflation proofed pensions. Only 1 in 10 private sector workers have access to such schemes.


  • Most will see no reduction in the size of the pension they receive when they retire and many low and middle income earners will receive larger pensions.


  • Those on a full-time equivalent salary of less than £15,000 a year will not have to make an increased contribution and those on a full-time equivalent salary of between £15,000 and £21,000 a year will only face a small increase.


  • The pensions people have built up so far will be protected.


  • No-one within ten years of retirement will see any change either in the age when they can start receiving their pension or in the amount of pension they will receive.


  • Many public sector workers have been told their scheme is in surplus and hence there is no need for them to pay more in. But in most cases there is no scheme – the contributions paid by existing employees are used to pay other people’s pensions rather than being invested for the future.


  • A Croydon Labour councillor was on Twitter today alleging that most of the extra contributions people are being asked to pay will be used to bail out the banks. That is completely untrue.


The two sides need to get round a table and resolve this dispute so that the public don’t have to put up with any more disruption.


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Dear Mr Bunny Chow,

My apologies for sending you yet another email – this will be the last one for a few weeks I promise.  I just wanted to update you on three issues.

Supporting the town centre

I’m delighted to see that the Council, the car park operators, the shopping centres and individual retailers are repeating last weekend’s offers to encourage people to come and shop or eat out in Croydon town centre over the Bank Holiday weekend.  Parking on-street is free and you can park all day in any of the multi-storey car parks for just £2.  In addition, there are lots of special offers and lots of family entertainment laid on.  For all the information, go to

So come into the town centre this weekend.  If we want Croydon to recover we need to support it, not shop in Bromley or Bluewater.  Please forward this message to your neighbours and friends in the Croydon area.

In the long term, of course, people are only going to come into the town centre if they feel safe and if the parking charges are reasonable.  That’s why I’m campaigning for the current policing levels to be maintained and for a permanent cut in the parking prices in the multi-storey car parks.

Improving street lighting across the borough

On Wednesday I was up in Corbett Close, New Addington to see the first of what will be thousands of new streetlights installed.  Croydon and Lewisham Councils have formed a partnership with the construction and development company Skanska, who will take over the day to day responsibility for the maintenance of our street lighting network.  Over the first five years of the contract, they will be replacing pretty much all the lights in the borough.  The new columns focus the light down onto the road and where necessary additional columns will be installed so lighting levels across the borough will improve.  This is great news – not only should it make our roads safer but it will deter some crime and make people feel safer.  As well as replacing streetlights, Skanska are replacing the underground cable network in much of the borough and this will make it much easier to identify faults and to raise or lower the lighting levels in particular areas at particular times of the day if required.

As the MP for New Addington, I am delighted that the replacement work has started there.  All too often in the past, New Addington has been overlooked – it’s great to see this Council giving it priority.  In terms of the other areas that I represent, the provisional plan is that most of Shirley and part of Addiscombe will be done in the first half of next year, the rest of Addiscombe, Woodside, Park Hill and Croydon town centre in 2013/14 and upper Shirley, Addington Village, Forestdale and Monks Hill in 2014/15.

Litter pick in Ashburton Park

Tomorrow morning, the volunteer litter picking team I have recruited will be out in Ashburton Park.  If you would like to join us – it’s one small way to make Croydon a better place to live – we are meeting at 10.30am at the car park off Tenterden Road.

Gavin Barwell
MP for Croydon Central

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Dear Mr Bunny Chow,

Thank you for all your further feedback about last week’s disgraceful looting and arson. It’s been great to see Croydon police making so many arrests and the courts at last punishing people appropriately. I hope you don’t mind me bothering you again with three pleas for help:

Helping Croydon get back on its feet

Hundreds of you have asked what you can do to help Croydon get back on its feet. The recent events have left many small businesses struggling and even the large high street stores have seen a reduction in footfall. This weekend the best thing you can do is head into Croydon town centre and spend some money. I will be doing just that with my family on Saturday. The Mayor of London and the Council have announced a range of offers for Saturday and Sunday including:

·         free tram travel over the weekend;
·         free parking on-street and in surface car parks throughout the town centre, including South End and London Road;
·         discounted £2 all-day parking at Whitgift, Centrale and Allders car park;
·         free children’s play area at Beanies (Saturday only); and
·         free face painting at Croydon Visitor Centre (Saturday only).

For more weekend discounts in Croydon, click here

Even before last week’s events, many people had stopped going to the town centre. It’s time we reclaimed it. Both the Government and the Mayor have this week announced help for Croydon but ultimately the future of our town centre lies in our hands.

For a full list of other ways to help or get involved in rebuilding Croydon, click here

Please forward this to your neighbours and friends in the Croydon area.

Sponsored walk

On Sunday 18th September, I will be doing my annual sponsored walk around the border of the constituency – a total of around 16 miles. This year I am raising money for Croydon Crossroads, a great local charity that supports carers (they provided outstanding support to my Mum when my Dad was sick with Alzheimer’s). If you’d like to sponsor me, you can do so by clicking here or send a cheque made payable to “Croydon Crossroads Ltd” to 133 Wickham Road, Croydon CR0 8TE.

Delivering surveys

I had planned to spend the last two weeks delivering the survey I am distributing to every family in the constituency asking for feedback on how I could do a better job (some of you will have received this already but I have still to deliver it to over a quarter of the constituency) – but obviously responding to last Monday’s rioting has taken up all my time.

If you would be prepared to deliver a hundred or so surveys, you can either meet me outside the Addington Community Association at 10am on Saturday 20th August or, if you’re not free on Saturday morning but would be prepared to help at another time, let me know and I’ll get the surveys to you. I would be really grateful to anyone who could help.

Gavin Barwell
MP for Croydon Central

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August 17, 2011
New Mossberg Thunder Ranch Pump

There was no way we could avoid images from the recent excitement in London where hordes of mentally challenged Britons decided to express their dissatisfaction with the government by ruining the livelihoods of people like this elderly barber.

My seven-year-old son was trying to wrap his head around the riots and decided that it wasn’t something we’d have to face in Montana. His logic? “That can’t happen here because, technically, everyone in Bozeman has a pump-action shotgun,” he said.

So, yes, my son has more sense in his curly-headed skull than the spineless authorities in London who were wringing their hands about whether it was okay to spray the looters with water.

If you don’t have a pump-action shotgun for personal defense you might want to take a look at this new gun from Mossberg. It is based on the tried-and-true 500 action and was designed in conjunction with legendary badass and firearms instructor Clint Smith who runs the Thunder Ranch training facilities.
It doesn’t cost much—it lists for $460—and it has a 5+1 capacity in 12 gauge with an 18.5-inch barrel. And the aggressive “come-along” teeth on the muzzle-break are perfect for getting the attention of any looter you come across on your property.


Mr Bunny Chow

Please see the below email from Gavin and get in touch with him if you can help.

his email address is


Mr Bunny Chow


Dear Mr Bunny Chow,

Like me, I am sure you were both saddened and angered by the looting and arson we saw a week ago on Monday.  I have spent the last ten days lobbying for more police officers on our streets, a more robust style of policing, prompt action to catch those responsible, tough punishment for those found guilty, compensation for the families and businesses affected and help from the Mayor and the Government to regenerate our town as well as meetings constituent and businesses, dealing with a huge volume of email and being interviewed by more TV and radio stations than I care to remember.

My plan had been to spend these two weeks delivering the remainder of my survey asking people how I am doing as their MP.  About a quarter of the constituency is still to be delivered and if we don’t get it done quickly it is going to look strange that the letter doesn’t refer to the riot.  I am therefore emailing to ask for your help.  Could you deliver a couple of hundred over the next week?  If so, you can either meet me outside the Addington Community Association at 10am on Saturday or pick some up from the office next week.  Please let me know if you can do either so I have sufficient prepared.

Many thanks in anticipation – I wouldn’t ask over the holiday period if I wasn’t really desperate.



Posted: 09/08/2011 in Croydon Riots, Oiks

I am ashamed to be a resident of Croydon, for years my friends family and I have joked about what a scummy area we live in. The events of the past twenty four hours have proved how accurate that assesment is.

My heart goes out to all of those individuals and businesses affected by the mindless violence and total lack of decorum expressed by the boroughs youths.

They have in one night managed to destroy beautiful buildings that have stood for over one hundred years surviving the bombings of two world wars and for what.

There does not appear to be any political agenda behind these disgusting scenes other than every oik and scumbag being out to get what they can for themselves.

I condemn them all and hope that they are prosecuted to the full extent of the law or prefferably their heads are stuck on a pike on Tower Bridge as a reminder to future oiks that being a dickhead is innexcusable.

I state here publically that if my children were ever to dare to engage in this sort of behaviour I would flog them and hand them into the local police station for immediate retribution. (he’s only eighteen months old and the other one is yet to be born)

Parents reign in your Oiks and let us rebuild our borough if not our sense of community.

I think I’ve ranted enough now although I could go on.


Mr Bunny Chow