These are all plausible reasons why my nearly three-year old might be screaming his lungs out at any given time, this list is not exhaustive and any wants can be swapped for doesn’t want and vis versa.
- He has no yoghurt
- He wants purple juice
- He wants monkey yoghurt
- He doesn’t want purple juice
- He has the wrong trousers
- He wants Pirate Scooby Doo
- He has the wrong top
- He wants elephant yoghurt
- Someone’s mentioned a shower
- Someone’s mentioned the Hoover
- The dog licked him
- He’s tired
- He wants a wirrel yoghurt (squirrel)
- There’s a cat in his bed
- He wants his farmer coat
- The Bug (his little bother) is wearing his clothes
- He wants his wellie boots
- He wants Scooby Doo on my phone (you tube)
- He’s not tired
- There are car seat monsters
- He doesn’t want to go to school
- There are monsters in his room
- The gate is locked
- He wants blue juice
- We’ve attempted to wash his hair
- He wants medicine
- He wants Fireman Sam
- He doesn’t want medicine
- He wants a plaster
- Ethan called him a little boy
- He wants digger juice
- He doesn’t want Santa
- He wants to sit on the naughty step
- He wants Mickey Mouse
- He wants his Mickey Mouse top
- He wants Pirates (Jake)
- He wants a story
- Sit with me Daddy
- The Bug hurt him
- He doesn’t want to get out of bed
- He wants other one socks
- He wants ebra yoghurt (Zebra)
- He wants Baby Scooby Doo (A pup named Scooby Doo)
- Shhhh!!! The Bug is sleeping
- He wants a hedgehog yoghurt
- He wants other one yoghurt
- He wants to watch Race Cars (Disney Cars)
- He wants to watch other one race cars with daddy (Formula1)
- He wants his pillow
- Don’t want duvet
- He wants Winnie the Pooh one bed sheets
- He wants a biscuit
- He wants to ask Mummy
- He wants toast
- He wants other one noonoo on his toast (any type of jam or sauce, started out as Nutella)
- He wants Scooby Doo pasta
- He wants his picture taken
- He doesn’t want to go in the pram
- He wants a Daddy cuddle
- He wants a Mummy Cuddle
- He wants to cuddle That One Bug
- He wants to ask Nanny (Grandma BC not an actual Nanny)
- He wants other one Scooby Doo pasta. (pre-cooked in a tin vs normal pasta shapes)
- He wants red one cheese
- The Bug has something he wants
- He doesn’t want presents
- He doesn’t want a smack bum
- He wants that one cereal, no not that one cereal other one cereal
- He wants to sit on his potty
- He’s itchy
- He wants to wear sandals in winter
- I don’t understand what he’s asking for
- Mummy said no
- Daddy said no
- He doesn’t want to go on the slide
- His bum smells
- He wants an animal one nappy (diaper)
- His finger is hurting, why is it hurting? because it’s sore Daddy
- It’s been snowing
- He wants Cat-Mouse (Tom and Jerry)
- The cat took offense to him collapsing on it
- He has to go home.
- He wants to sun on.
- He can’t find his…….
- He wants fish fingers
- He wants me to pick him up
- He wants to stand on The Bug
- He just wants to
- He wants the music on
- He wants Pom Bears (nasty reformed potato snacks)
- He wants Mouse cheese
- He wants his Mater toy
- His balloon popped
- Don’t want Pooh want Tigger one
- Because he can
- Daddy stood on his foot
- He has to brush his teeth
- The bath tap is running
- His food his hot
- Because there is no point in being two and eleven twelfth’s unless you can be terrible
- He wants two biscuits
- He picked his nose too hard
- He bit himself
- Daddy cut him while clipping his finger nails
- He has to go to the doctor
- It’s morning
- He’s lost the power of speech and I have to guess
That will have to do for now
TTFN
Mr Bunny Chow
The life and photography of Mr Bunny Chow 
This is awesome!! What were you doing – keeping a running list every night?? LOL
Nope these were just the ones that came off the top of my head.
Wow, great memory for someone who is sleep deprived!!
All of these are multiple offences which tends to burn them into your memory regardless of sleep deprivation. 😉
Wow, great memory for someone who is sleep deprived!!
They all sound like very reasonable reasons to me 🙂